CHECKERS COMPLAINT LETTER. YOUR PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

CHECKERS COMPLAINT LETTER. YOUR PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

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Every so often, Checkers offers the “Bacon Philly Cheese Steak Sub”, which looks quite tasty.  I’ve never tried it, but have ingested my fair share of their flagship The BIg Buford, which sounds like a character on The Dukes of Hazzard, or the brand name of an oblong sex device.

After YouTubing several fat Rednecks gorging themselves on this “Philly Sub” while making gobbling grunts, I knew I…

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Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

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In setting what could only be described as a dangerous precedent today, Octogenarian Head of the Liquor Board Thomas Ward and Commish Dana Moore voted 2-1 to invalidate the 10,000 year old (but still not open yet) Cross Bar der Biergarten’s (12-18 Cross St, Federal Hill (theoretically)) liquor license, a bar that hasn’t even finished construction. If you’re new to the whole issue, which has…

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One Summer Day After Practice

One Summer Day After Practice

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My car was thick with laughter, exhaustion, and the smell of teenage boy. We’d just finished our summer workout. It was too early in the year for football practice to officially begin, but the team captains were holding “summer trainings.” None of the coaches were present, but we all suspected they were being told which players came and which didn’t. The fear was enough to make us show. These…

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CTB Podcast 75: My Lieutenant Joseph or, Foster the Juggalos

CTB Podcast 75: My Lieutenant Joseph or, Foster the Juggalos

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The Podgang discusses coming in second in this year’s Best of Baltimore Poll and Bryan reveals his hobby of becoming the Lord of Juggalos on Facebook. This week’s news includes fallout from the Ray Rice jersey exchange, The Baltimore Arena’s new name, Russian National Bohemian and the possibility of a CTB Oyster raft. (?)

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CTB Podcast 74: Juggalo With a Sword

CTB Podcast 74: Juggalo With a Sword

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The Podgang convenes to discuss the cacophony of events swirling around Baltimore and the 200th anniversary of the Star Spangled Banner, we ask the question “Is Baltimore killing Atlantic City?” Casey delivers several *shocking* revelations and the Drugs, Inc. episode featuring Baltimore’s heroin trade is dissected thoroughly.

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